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August 19th, 2008
WHY
VOODOO ECONOMICS DON'T WORK
THE
QUICK AND DIRTY VERSION
I've
gotten tired of explaining why supply-side economics -- i.e., voodoo
economics -- don't actually work. So I've decided to write up a
quick-and-dirty version that I can just link to as necessary. This is
not meant to be a definitive statement on the subject. It's not even an
air-tight argument of the principles being espoused. It's just me
pointing at some pretty fundamental absurdities in voodoo economics and
saying, "Hey! Look! Have you even thought about this? It doesn't make
any sense!"
(1) Money
is a
form of power. Power tends to accumulate more power. Thus, in a
capitalist society, wealth tends to flow up,
not down. The rich tend to become richer and the poor tend to become
poorer. Supplying the wealthy with even more money doesn't cause that
money to flow down to the poor -- it just accelerates this natural
trend. Which is why, every time supply-side economics have been
attempted, the divide between the rich and the poor has grown wider.
The
argument has been made that a "rising tide raises all ships", but the
reason this disproportionate distribution of wealth is a problem leads
us to...
(2) The
modus
operandi of
capitalism is consumer spending. In a capitalist system you have
multiple products available, and those products which have the greatest
value to the consumer succeed (because they buy them) and those which
have less value fail (because they don't). In a very real sense,
capitalism is a democracy in which you vote with your dollars for the
products you like best. And although in practice a capitalist system
can become flawed in many ways, capitalism has widely proven itself to
be the best system for encouraging quality, efficiency, and innovation.
You
need an unequal distribution of wealth for this system to work, but
when that inequality becomes sufficiently disproportionate the reduced
spending
power enjoyed by the majority of your consumers results in a less
efficient system. Not only are the quality of decisions which emerge
from such a system degraded, but the system's ability to encourage
increased value and quality becomes quashed.
This all
leads us
to the fundamenal problem with supply-side economics...
(3) If you
want
to stimulate a capitalist economy, you should be giving tax breaks to
the poor,
not the rich.
The reason
for
this is the difference between spending and investing.
Republicans argue that giving tax cuts to the rich allow them to invest
in business. By investing in business, the argument goes, the economy
grows and the workers end up benefitting in the long run.
But
while investing is an important part of capitalism, it's the secondary
mechanism of the capitalist system. The primary mechanism of a
capitalist system is spending.
If
you give money to someone and have them invest it, that money may or
may not eventually result in economic activity and capitalist success.
(Whether it does or not will depend entirely on how the money is
invested. If it's invested in a better, cheaper product that people
want, it will stimulate the economy. If it isn't, then it won't.)
But if you give the money to someone and
have them
spend
it, that money immediately results in economic activity and capitalist
success. This result is guaranteed.
In
other words: If you give the money to an investor, you are injecting
that money into the economy in an inefficient manner -- that money may
or may not end up growing a business producing products that consumers
want.
If you give that money to a consumer, on the
other
hand,
you are injecting that money almost directly into the economy -- that
money will automatically end up growing a business producing products
that consumers want (because the consumer will spend it on the products
that they want).
(4) The name "trickle down
economics" is
actually truth in advertising. Money in a capitalist system flows
reliably from the consumer to the successful
business/investor/capitalist. Movement in the opposite direction,
however, is not reliable.
Which actually brings us full circle: In
capitalism, wealth tends to flow up and trickle down.
If you want to stimulate an economy, you want to make the money flow
and, thus, encourage better ideas and more valuable products.
And that means tax cuts for the poor and the
middle-class, not the rich.
THE
OTHER FALLACY
Of
course, this conclusion simply opens the door to the larger question of
when such tax cuts are appropriate. The other fallacy of voodoo
economics is that lowering taxes will always result
in sufficient economic growth to raise overall tax revenues. This is
self-evidently not true for several reasons:
(1)
If you reduce the tax rate to 0%, it doesn't matter how much economic
growth you enjoy as a result: You still won't end up with increased tax
revenues (since you're not collecting any).
(2) Even if you
replace "no taxes" with "infinitesimal taxes", the conclusion is still
palpably absurd. I you have an average tax rate of 30% and you lower
that to an average tax rate of 1%, you're claiming that the economy
will grow to 30 times its current size entirely as a result of the tax
cuts. (That means you can't count inflation or the normal economic
growth that would have occurred even if you hadn't cut taxes.)
The
underlying fallacy here is the belief that the social institutions and
infrastructure created by our government have no positive role on
economic growth. Common sense alone should tell you that a certain
degree of social infrastructure (e.g. law and order), physical
infrastructure (e.g. roads), and educational infrastructure (e.g.
univeral education) is beneficial to the economy (even if one ignores
all the other societal benefits). And even the most cursory analysis of
history shows this to be true: Anarchy is not conducive to economic
growth.
On the other hand, it is equally trivial to
demonstrate
that the opposite extreme is equally absurd: The benefits brought by
government cannot possibly outweigh the problems caused by an average
tax rate of 100%.
The inevitable conclusion is that there is a
sweet spot in which both the benefits of low taxes and the benefits of
the societal infrastructure provided by our government are maximized.
Or
to look at it another way: The problem with both extremist libertarians
and communists is that they equally fail to appreciate the sweet spot
between anarchic liberty and absolute central control.
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August 18th, 2008
THE
CLONE WARS
Well... that was mediocre.
Okay, here's some background:
(1) I am quite willing to stand up and
defend the prequel trilogy films as being diamonds in rough. I feel
that watching those films is roughly equivalent to watching the Special
Edition versions of the original trilogy: There are good-to-great films
buried in there, but they've been ruined by George Lucas' inability to
edit himself. The only difference is that we've seen the original
versions of the A New
Hope, The
Empire Strikes Back, and Return of the Jedi
-- that makes it (relatively) easy for us to ignore the crap Lucas has
shoveled on top of those films. With the prequel trilogy, we've never
seen the version without the fart jokes.
(2) The original Star
Wars: Clone Wars animated series was broadcast on the Cartoon
Network. It had a story by George Lucas, but the project was largely
spearheaded by Genndy Tartakovsky. This series was single-handedly
responsible for rekindling my love of Star Wars. After years of abusive
mediocrity, I had literally forgotten how much I loved this universe.
After watching Clone
Wars, I tracked down high quality versions of the original
versions of the original trilogy and, watching them, I realized just
how much I still loved these films and how much damage George Lucas had
inflicted on his own creation.
(3) I wasn't alone. The Clone Wars series
was so popular it got extended for a second
series. And when that was a success, Lucas decided to turn it
into a full-blown TV series. The animation was "upgraded" from 2D cell
art to 3D CGI, and then Lucas felt that was going so well that he took
the first several episodes and packaged them into a feature film for
theatrical release.
Unfortunately, somewhere along the line
Genndy Tartakovsky didn't make the cut. (He's apparently working on the
sequel
to The Dark Crystal,
a fact which fills me with glee.) The loss of Tartakovsky is
unfortunate because, frankly, Star Wars: The Clone Wars
doesn't capture the same magic as its progenitor. (Note the difference
between Star Wars:
Clone Wars and Star
Wars: The Clone Wars. Thanks for the crystal-clear titles.)
Basically, here's the run-down:
(1) Visually, the animation style is
surprisingly effective and often incredibly beautiful.
(2) Unfortunately, from a cinematic
standpoint, the directing and visual storytelling just doesn't cut it.
There are lots of battles, for example, but none of them are
particularly compelling or memorable.
(3) But certainly part of the problem the
director has is that the script just isn't that interesting. The story
never manages to make me care about what's going on (which is largely
because nobody in the movie seems to care all that much), the dialogue
is cliche-ridden, and the whole thing is riddled with plot holes and
inconsistencies. Plus, while there's often a lot of sound and fury, the
author doesn't find anything particularly unique to do with it. So in
the battles, for example, there are lots of lasers being fired and
lightsabers being swung around... but it's just visual noise. Very
pretty visual noise, but still utterly forgettable.
(4) Perhaps most disappointingly, the
characters are largely flat (with one exception which I'll note below).
The only reason I even vaguely care about any of them is because of
their previous appearances in other films. The argument could certainly
be made that it would be difficult to do anything meaningful with
characters who's stories have already been told from beginning to end
in the original six movies, but I can literally point directly at
Tartakovsky's work in the original animated series as an example of how
you can always find fresh dramatic material.
(5) The pacing of the film is also very
poor. But that leads me to a larger point, which is that this material
was not originally intended to be a single feature film... and I think
it shows. Amidala, for example, doesn't show up until the third act of
the film, and then plays an almost deus ex machina role in wrapping up
the plot.
I suspect that if I had been watching this
as three episodes of a television series, my reaction might have been
more positive. (So I'm probably going to give the TV series a shot when
it premieres.)
(6) It's almost as if Lucas intentionally
tries to find something incredibly stupid to put into his films. In
this case, it's Jabba the Hutt's flamingly homosexual uncle. I just...
I wish I was making that up.
(7) On the other hand, the one thing I did
like was Anakin's padawan, Ahsoka. Her initial introduction left me
skeptical, but she rapidly grew on me despite the weak and repetitive
nature of the script. She's the one character that the film, on its own
merits, makes me care about. And I'm mildly interested to see if the
series can develop the serious dramatic potential in the relationship
between Anakin and Ahsoka.
I've seen a few people trying to defend the
weaknesses of this movie by saying that it's "aimed at kids".
Well, even if we ignore the PG rating of the
film: So what? There is a difference between "aimed at kids" and
"stupid".
When I was a kid I could tell the difference
between the stuff that I actually liked and the stuff that was created
by some adult trying to patronize me. I don't think I was alone. And I
reject out of hand the flawed logic that "it's OK that it's bad because
it's just for kids".
Star
Wars: The Clone Wars isn't a mediocre movie because it's
aimed at young teens. It's a mediocre movie because it's a mediocre
movie.
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August
17th, 2008
PENIS
ENVY AND PSYCHO
Recently,
for
project I'm intermittently working on, I've been reading a lot of
primary feminist theory. Since my thoughts on such matters have been
getting regularly stimulated by this reading, it means you're going to
have to put up with me sharing some of them... particularly the ones
which little bearing on my project and, thus, have no other outlet.
So let's
start
with Freud's concept of penis envy. Boiling it down to its most basic
form, Freud's theory goes something like: At some point during puberty,
girls figure out that they don't have penises and boys do. The girl,
discovering this, becomes jealous that the boy has a penis and she
doesn't.
This is
stupid
enough -- since it implicitly assumes that a vagina is the mere absence
of a penis -- but Freud isn't done yet: Because the girl wants a penis,
she naturally wants her father's penis. This translates into a sexual
desire for her father. And since this sexual desire for her father is
forbidden, she defensively shifts her sexual desire from her father to
men in general.
Freud had
issues.
This much is clear.
(Please
note, I
am not
making this up. It should also be noted that, since a vagina
is not the
mere absence of a penis, it would make just as much sense -- using
Freud's logic -- to say that men are possessed of "vagina envy".)
Which
brings me
to Betty Friedan's The Feminine Mystique.
Friedan makes a pretty much indisputable argument that Freud's theory
is abject bullshit: If a woman in Victorian Europe envied a penis, she
did so only insofar as it represented the social justice and
opportunity which was automatically afforded to men and denied to her.
In other
words,
Freud was a product of his time... and a sex-obsessed one at that.
However,
insofar
as Freud was describing in sex-obsessed and metaphoric terms a
legitimate psychological facet of women in Victorian Europe -- i.e.,
their envy of the social opportunities men possessed and they lacked --
there can be valuable insight gleaned from Freud's theory.
Because, in
point
of fact, Freud still
isn't done: Penis envy persists after the woman matures into a socially
acceptable sexual love for men who are not her father. (I feel silly
just typing that.) A woman eventually satisfies that penis envy by
having a son, and thus coming into possession of a penis of her own. (I
feel even sillier typing that.)
Okay, let's
strip
away Freud's sex-obsessed silliness. Metaphors aside, what the heck is
he talking about?
Friedan
makes the
very compelling argument that, when a woman finds her own growth as an
individual cut off by social injustice, she will attempt to find other
outlets through which she can express herself. And one of
these outlets is through her own children: Unable to live her own life
fully, the mother tries to find fulfillment through the accomplishments
of her children.
In truth,
we can
strip the words "woman" and "mother" out of the preceding paragraph
entirely: It remains equally true for all human beings. And certainly
we are all familiar with both fathers and mothers trying to make their
children live out their own thwarted dreams.
This is bad
enough in itself, but Friedan makes the wider point that -- in post-war
America -- the oppression of woman had reached a point in which the
common housewife was becoming literally infantilized. (Her argument is
lengthy, well-documented, and, frankly, horrifying to my modern eyes,
even though I was already largely familiar with the societal injustices
she was describing.)
In that
environment, the natural impulse for women to try to live out their
thwarted dreams through their children becomes even more severely
damaging to the child's psyche: The dreams and goals of the mother,
having become infantilized, arrest the child's ability to mature into
an adult. The result can be grossly summarized as a "momma's boy".
Which brings me to the relatively random
thought I
wanted to share with you: I wonder how much of this emergent social
phenomena in the late 1940's, 1950's, and early 1960's -- as revealed
in painstaking detail by Friedan -- resulted in both the creation and
popular resonance of Psycho.
In Psycho, Norman Bates is so literally trapped in an infantilized
state as an extension of his mother's will that he becomes her to some
very real extent. When a woman becomes desirable to him -- a
symbol of sexuality and potential maturity which would break his
pyschotic connection with his mother -- he kills her.
To what extent did Psycho grow out of
the deep social discontent that Friedan documents in The Feminine Mystique?
And to what extent did audiences, experiencing that social discontent
in their own lives -- whether they recognized it for what it was or not
-- find the traumas of their own lives writ into the tragedy of the
film?
Of course, on the other hand, the film can
also be
read as subconsciously supporting the darker side of the culture which
gave it birth: Norman's victim is portrayed, however briefly, as a
successful and independent woman pursuing a career outside of the
house... a direct threat to the feminine mystique of a woman finding
her complete fulfillment in the duties of wife and mother. Having posed
that threat to "proper womanhood", she is violently "put in her place"
by the male killer.
Did those supporting the malfunctioning
society of
the 1950s find as much satisfaction in the film as those who were
consciously or unconsciously rebelling against it?
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August 15th, 2008
KINGDOM
OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL

I thought
I'd written this on here before, but apparently I was just imagining
that. In regards to Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of
the Crystal Skull:
I would
like to thank George Lucas for making the Star Wars prequels. Without
the valuable training I have gleaned from those films, I would have
found it much more difficult to ignore all the ridiculous foibles of
this film and enjoy it as much as I did.
The trick,
you see, lies in being able to instantly assess that something is both
incredibly lame and completely irrelevant to the film. You then
jettison that information instantaneously and go back to enjoying the
rest of the film (which is rather good).
Michelangelo
is quoted as saying, "I saw the angel in the marble and carved until I
set him free."
I have a
theory about George Lucas: He's like Michelangelo. Except he's gotten
lazy and he doesn't bother carving away all of the marble necessary to
reveal the angel. The portions of the angel that you can see are still
pretty awesome, but there's all this other marble -- the absurdities,
the bathroom humor, the extraneous nonsense -- getting in the way.
And, as I
say, the Star Wars prequels trained me pretty well in the "fine art" of
ignoring all that excess marble Lucas leaves lying around. So Lucas
throws in some stupid scene with Shia LaBeouf swinging around like
Tarzan and leading a tribe of monkeys, and I promptly reach into my
brain, grab that idiocy, throw it away, and pretend as if the film
existed without that scene (or the many other scenes like it).
And I'm
happier for it.
Of course,
the film itself is still flawed. But at least this way I can enjoy --
in a somewhat marred fashion -- the angel that could have been.
So, long
story short vis-a-vis Kingdom
of the Crystal Skull: A decent enough flick. I was hoping
that Spielberg would be more successful in reining in Lucas' excesses,
but despite that it's enjoyable enough. I mean, it's not even close to
being a Raiders of the Lost Ark
or an Indiana Jones and the Last
Crusade, but it's fun enough.
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August
14th, 2008
DISSOCIATED
MECHANICS - COMPILED
While
putting together the compiled version of the Playtesting 4th
Edition essay, I realized it probably made sense to compile
the essays I wrote on Dissociated
Mechanics, too. So I went ahead and did that.
As a
reminder, these essays were originally written in May of this year,
before the 4th Edition rulebooks were released. My general analysis, it
turned out, was pretty much right on the money, even if there are a few
individual mechanics which aren't precisely the way they were previewed
or the way I assumed in the final product.
And, of
course, my general conclusion vis-a-vis dissociated mechanics (they're
bad and they're antithetical to roleplaying) remain as valid as they
ever were.
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August
12th, 2008
McCAIN'S
ENERGY PLAN
There is a pretty fundamental political
mistake
being made when it comes to McCain's energy plan and it sounds a lot
like this:
You
can inflate your tires to the proper levels and that if everybody in
America inflated their tires to the proper level we would actually
probably save more oil than all the oil we get from John McCain
drilling right below his feet there... Wherever he was going to drill.
BARACK
OBAMA
August 5th, 2008
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What Obama says there is absolutely true.
And the
broader point he made a few sentences later was equally
true: "They're
making fun of a step that every expert says would absolutely reduce our
oil consumption by 3 to 4 percent. It's like these guys take pride in
being ignorant. They think it's funny that they're making fun of
something that is actually true. They need to do their homework.
Because this is serious business."
But there's also something very important
that's
being missed here. You can see it being missed even more widely in this
frontpage
Daily Kos posting where the author mocks McCain for being for
both wind power and off-shore drilling.
Here's
the problem: There is absolutely nothing incompatible about being for
both off-shore drilling and wind power. And nuclear power. And
biofuels. And solar power. And proper tire pressure.
The defining
quality of the energy plan McCain is selling is, quite simple, "I will
try absolutely anything if it might reduce energy prices."
There
is a real and growing sense of desperation in America right now and, if
McCain can successfully sell that message, it will find resonance with
that desperation.
Of course, anyone with half a clue about
these
things knows that off-shore drilling is a joke. It isn't going to have
any impact on gas prices for at least 10 years and, even then, the
effect will be minimal and very short-term. Al Gore delivered this
message as a powerful political punch on July 17th when he said:
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It is only a truly dysfunctional
system that
would buy into the
perverse logic that the short-term answer to high gasoline prices is
drilling for more oil ten years from now.
Am I the only one who finds it strange
that
our government so often
adopts a so-called solution that has absolutely nothing to do with the
problem it is supposed to address? When people rightly complain about
higher gasoline prices, we propose to give more money to the oil
companies and pretend that they're going to bring gasoline prices down.
It will do nothing of the sort, and everyone knows it. If we keep going
back to the same policies that have never worked in the past
and
have served only to produce the highest gasoline prices in history
alongside the greatest oil company profits in history, nobody should be
surprised if we get the same result over and over again. But the
Congress may be poised to move in that direction anyway because some of
them are being stampeded by lobbyists for special interests that know
how to make the system work for them instead of the American people.
If you want to know the truth about
gasoline
prices, here it is: the
exploding demand for oil, especially in places like China, is
overwhelming the rate of new discoveries by so much that oil prices are
almost certain to continue upward over time no matter what the oil
companies promise. And politicians cannot bring gasoline prices down in
the short term.
However, there actually is one
extremely
effective way to bring the
costs of driving a car way down within a few short years. The way to
bring gas prices down is to end our dependence on oil and use the
renewable sources that can give us the equivalent of $1 per gallon
gasoline.
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But this is not the consistent message being
sent
by Barack Obama, the Democratic party, or the progressive blogosphere.
McCain
is, on the one hand, openly embracing every possible solution to the
emerging energy crisis in this country. (Whether or not he'll actually
follow through on anything not approved by his lobbyist buddies in the
oil industry is another story, of course.) On the other hand, the
Republicans are successfully turning off-shore drilling into a wedge
issue.
And the result, as seen over the past couple
of
weeks, is
that, according to national polls, McCain is now considered the
better candidate on energy issues than Obama -- a result so
absurd
that I wouldn't have believed it possible two months ago.
The
problem here is the false "either-or" argument being used by
progressives. As long as progressives keep framing the issue as "either
you're for renewable energy or you're for off-shore drilling", then
McCain's message of "I'm for both and for anything else that will help
lower energy prices" is going to win. And win big.
And the reason he'll win big is that, if
off-shore
drilling were truly a viable solution, then we probably should be doing it.
The
reality is that it isn't a viable solution. And, therefore,
the correct response to this nonsense is to simply point out that it
is, in fact, nonsense. Accurately attack the viability of the
non-solution.
Because
in the battle between the guy saying "you can have a piece of cake or a
piece of pie" and the guy saying "you can have both cake AND pie", the
guy with the bigger dessert tray is going to win... unless you point
out that that the pie is actually a mirage masking another handout to
the big oil companies.
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August 11th, 2008
PLAYTESTING
4th EDITION - COMPILED

The
complete set
of Playtesting
4th Edition
posts have been compiled into a single essay for easy reference and
linkage. This pretty much constitutes my definitive statement on the
system. I have a couple more sessions of Keep on the Shadowfell
to play through with one of my groups and, if anything of note comes up
during those sessions, I may post a coda of some sort.
But
both of my gaming groups have decided to return to 3rd Edition and stay
there. And, at this point, I don't anticipate that I will ever be
returning to 4th Edition. The game is, in the final analysis, not only
poorly designed, but designed specifically with a philosophy which is
antithetical to my roleplaying.
Other
people may find enough interest in the game to spend the time necessary
to fix the fundamental design flaws, but I don't see any reason to
waste my time with it.
(Oh, look! WotC just changed the DCs for
skill
checks again.
I'm so glad they took such great pride in fixing the math with 4th
Edition.... and fixing it... and fixing it... and fixing it... They're
like the Energizer Bunny of math fixing.)
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August 10th, 2008
A
GENERAL UPDATE
I've spent most of the last week attending
the Minnesota
Fringe Festival. There were a lot of really exceptional shows
this year, and I found myself being unavoidably drawn into the
addictive nature of the festival. It's actually quite intoxicating to
spend an evening attending five different plays; bumping into friends
and acquiantances; comparing notes on what you've seen; and then
getting drunk as the evening winds down.
On the health front,
the Lyme disease appears to be behaving itself. I did have a bit of a
relapse at the end of July, which prompted my return to the hospital.
Once there, I discovered that the doctor I had previously seen had made
several incredibly bone-headed mistakes, the most notable of which was
under-prescribing my medication.
According to every medical text my new
doctor could find, the standard treatment for Lyme disease is 14-21
days of antibiotics. The original doctor, however, had only prescribed
10 days of antibiotics. Which explained why, a couple of days after
finishing my medication, I started relapsing.
Unfortunately, at that point, I had been off
my medication for five days and, as a result, had to basically start
over from scratch.
I am really, really tired of swallowing
horse pills.
In any case, I seem to be on the mend and my
brain is significantly less fuzzy than it was for most of July. I'm
planning to turn my attentions back to Legends & Labyrinths
and you should be seeing new previews beginning to appear within the
next few days.
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August 3rd, 2008
CHRISTOPHER
NOLAN'S BATMAN

Before I say anything else, let me say this:
The Dark Knight
is probably the best superhero movie ever made. It may also be the best
movie of the year. It may even deserve a spot in the Top 100 movies of
all time (but that depends on a few more viewings and some reflection).
I'm not one of those fanboys who confuse
geekgasms with quality (although there's nothing wrong with a good
geekgasm), but The Dark
Knight
really is that good: The scripting, directing, and acting all come
together to create something that's thematically, dramatically, and
cinematically complex and rewarding. Heath Ledger's performance, alone,
would make the movie worth watching again and again -- and he's just
one jewel among many.
SPOILER
WARNING
With
that being said, however, I did have one major problem with the movie:
The ending, while thematically powerful, makes absolutely no sense.
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BATMAN: They must never know what he
did.
GORDON: Five dead! Two of
them cops! Three crooked mobsters! You can't sweep that under the rug!
BATMAN: We'll say that I did it.
GORDON: What?
BATMAN:
Admittedly, I have no motive. Plus everyone knows I don't kill people.
And there's absolutely no way that you could know that I was
responsible for these killings and I have absolutely no reason to
confess it to you, but I think you should get on your radio right now
and call it in.
GORDON: But Harvey is lying dead right
here. And
I haven't even had time to get the story straight with my family. And
what possible explanation could I give for my family being here anyway?
BATMAN: No. This has to happen. I can
be this guy. I can be the Dark Knight. Call it in!
GORDON:
... I'm sorry, were you still talking? I was just thinking about the
hundreds of people -- including dozens of cops and mobsters -- that the
Joker has killed all over the city in the past 24 hours.
BATMAN: What about them?
GORDON: Oh! Hey! Here's an idea. If
we're going to cover up the truth anyway, how about we just blame the
Joker?
BATMAN: Oh. Yeah. I guess that makes a
lot more sense. I'm sorry, I don't know what I was thinkiing.
GORDON: It's okay. You've been hit in
the head a lot today.
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Oh, wait. I'm sorry. That's not the actual
ending of the movie. That's just the Way It
Should've Ended.
But,
seriously, the ending of the movie bugged me. This type of logical plot
hole usually bugs me, but I think it particularly stood out in the case
of The Dark Knight
because
the rest of the movie was so unmitigatingly perfect. It's like the
difference between seeing a fly land on your hot dog during a picnic
and seeing a fly in your soup at a $100-per-plate restaurant.
But
I think it also stands out because this particular plot point was being
used to tie together the thematic content of the entire film. And that
thematic content was rich and powerful, so seeing it become fatally
flawed at (literally) the last minute was very disappointing for me. It
was like watching Achilles get shot in the heel.
And, to be sure,
it would be very difficult to have corrected this problem without
losing the thematic closure of the film. Off-hand, I think the
only solution would have been to have Two-Face bring together everyone
he felt was responsible for Rachel's death in order to determine their
fate. (This would have put Batman at the scene of the murders, made it
more important for a scapegoat to be found, and allowed for the
creation of a plausible narrative -- mobsters and crooked cops kill
Harvey Dent, Batman takes revenge.) By opting for the more streamlined
approach of having Two-Face kill them (or spare them) in a series of
encounters, the narrative is simplified... but, unfortunately, it's
simplified to the point of making it nonsense.
Is this a nit? Yes.
But I can also draw a direct line between
this foible of The Dark
Knight and a similar problem with Batman Begins:
Specifically, the scene in Ra's al Ghul's compound at the end of Bruce
Wayne's training when he's asked to execute a murderer and refuses.
Again, this is a thematic lynchpin for the movie. And, again, it makes
no bloody sense.
| BRUCE: I won't execute this man. I am
not a killer... And because I'm not a killer, I will KILL ALL OF YOU. |
... say what?
I
guess we're supposed to give him a pass because he saves the life of
Ra's al Ghul. But, oddly enough, the theme of the movie is a little
less powerful when interpreted as "I'm different than the criminals
because I won't kill anyone played by a recognizable movie star".
I have similar problems with the end of Batman Begins,
which suffers from two gaping holes in its logic:
(1)
You have a machine which vaporizes water inside metal pipes buried
underground... but has no effect on any of the fleshy bags of water
wandering the streets of Gotham. (By "fleshy bags of water", of course,
I mean "human beings".) I don't have a problem swallowing
super-technology in a superhero movie, but could you at least try not to insult
my intelligence?
(2) Batman seems to consistently suffer a
lobotomy at the end of these movies:
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BATMAN:
I have a plan. Wait until the train that's a couple blocks away starts
moving. Then you drive the Batmobile and race the train towards Wayne
Tower. Just before it gets there, blow up the pylons nearest to Wayne
Tower and cause the entire train to collapse.
GORDON: And what will you be doing?
BATMAN: I'll be on the train, fighting
a largely meaningless battle with Ra's al Ghul.
GORDON:
Or -- and this is just an idea mind you -- why don't you just get back
in the Batmobile right now and blow up the train pylons we're
practically standing right next to. Or any of the other pylons between
here and Wayne Tower.
BATMAN: Huh, that's actually a pretty
good idea.
GORDON: Or I could just place a quick
call to Wayne Tower and tell them to cut the power supply to the tracks.
BATMAN: Huh. Okay, that's an even
better idea. I'm sorry, I don't know what I was thinking.
GORDON: It's okay. You've been hit in
the head a lot today.
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These were not my only problems with Batman Begins: The
character of Rachel -- although powerfully redeemed in The Dark Knight --
was a complete waste in Batman
Begins.
Batman's willingness to engage in mass property destruction with
seemingly little regard for the consequences or the lives that might be
lost was not only disturbing, but also unnecessary and thematically
inappropriate. Also, the destruction of Wayne Manor seemed wasteful and
pointless.
But there's also a part of me that feels a
trifle
Scrooge-like in making these (perfectly legitimate) critiques, because
there is so much to love about both these movies. Batman Begins may
be a significantly flawed film, but it's also a very good film. And The Dark Knight, as
I have already mentioned, may have one glaring imperfection, but is
otherwise one of the best movies ever made.
I am particularly entranced with Nolan's
thematic exploration of the Batman mythos.
For
example, the concept of "fear" has always lain at he heart of Batman's
origin. In Detective Comics #33, the original telling of that origin,
we can read:
WAYNE:
Criminals are a superstitious cowardly lot. So my disguise must be able
to strike terror into their hearts. I must be a creature of the night.
Black, terrible... a... a...
--as if in answer, a huge bat flies in the open window!
WAYNE: A bat! That's it! It's an omen... I shall become a BAT!
And thus was born this weird figure of the dark... This avenger of
evil. The BATMAN. |
And so it was perfectly natural for Batman Begins to
put the words "I shall turn fear against those who prey on the fearful"
into the mouth of Bruce Wayne. But giving Wayne himself the fear of
bats as a young child and then having that fear create the situation
that results in the death of his parents is a master-stroke. It allows
Nolan to thematically ground Batman's origin story into a character arc
of overcoming and then inverting that fear.
This achievement by
itself -- taking an existing theme of the character and deepening it --
is impressive. But Nolan doubles down again and again by exploring the
concept, theme, and use of "fear" from as many angles as possible: Ra's
al Ghul, the Scarecrow, and Carmine Falcone all use fear in different
ways. Gotham City itself is described repeatedly as a place of fear.
And, of course, the entire plot is driven by fear in its many aspects.
When you create a work of art that explores
a theme as deeply and richly as Batman
Begins
explores the concept of "fear", the work can take on a life of its own.
Beyond whatever statement Nolan himself might have been trying to make,
the work itself is so complex and comprehensive in its treatment of the
subject that the audience will find its own meanings reflected in the
material. Different people will find different aspects of the movie
resonating for them in different ways. And this also makes it a movie
that's not just fun
to watch again, but
rewarding to watch again.
We see a similar thematic exploration and
expansion on multiple levels in The
Dark Knight. The title itself alludes to this as the movie
creates a contrast between the White Knight (Dent) and the Dark Knight
(Batman).
Even the rivalry between Batman and the
Joker is deepened. There has, of course, always been a sick and twisted
dance between the two characters. One doesn't have to look any farther
than the Joker's death in Frank Miller's The Dark Knight Returns
to see that. But when Ledger's Joker says, "I think you and I are
destined to do this forever." It's a haunting moment that rings
painfully true.
And I think the reason it rings so painfully
true is because Nolan has done such a remarkably effective job,
throughout the entire film, of establishing this as the confrontation
that happens when "an unstoppable force meets an immovable object" in
the "fight for this city's soul".
When Nolan plays these themes -- the Joker
vs. the Batman; the White Knight vs. the Dark Knight; the corruptible
vs. the incorruptible -- against each other, the resulting tapestry is
woven together into a deeply moving and deeply meaningful narrative.
I've already seen The Dark Knight
twice. But it's a movie that I will need to see many more times before
I'll be able to truly appreciate the depth and subtelty of Nolan's
accomplishment. And it will always be a movie that rewards another
viewing... no matter how many viewings I've given it.
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